Vintage Vibrating Exercise Belt | RETURN IT OR BURN IT


– I see psychics
in our future.
– Let’s talk about that.( theme music playing )Good Mythical Morning. Today we’re gonna
try out a ridiculous piece of vintage
exercise equipment. – ( vocalizes )
That’s a little hint.
– Oh, wow. And we’re gonna be
reviewing the worst
celebrity wax figures. But, first,
let’s look to the future. Now, most people
are born with five senses, but some say they are born
with a sixth sense. That’s right,
we’re gonna be meeting some self-professed
psychics today. We’re also gonna
be meeting some people who aren’t
professional psychics, but can we
tell the difference? Yeah, well, some
of our participants probably already
knew this, but it’s time for… Okay, here’s how
this is gonna work. Behind this
Good Mythical wall, there is going to be someone
who makes a living as a psychic or is trying to make us
believe that they make
a living as a psychic. – Mm-hmm.
– Now, each round, one of us will be able
to ask an exploratory question to start a conversation so we can get
some information, and then we’re gonna decide– psychic or not a psychic. Whoever gets
the most right wins an unprofessional
full tarot card reading from Ellie in
Good Mythical More! Let’s get to it. – Hi.
– Hi. – Hello.
– Hello. My name is Shauna. I was raised
in Vancouver, Washington, and a fun fact about me
is I am a huge Lady Gaga fan. – Oh, mm-hmm.
– Aren’t we all? Absolutely. Shauna, I have
a question for you. Sure. How would my life
be different, and would it be any better, if I had a different co-host? Excellent question. I would say that
you have met your match with this guy right here. And if you had
someone else, it’s very possible
that you wouldn’t, honestly, be as successful
as you are. Together, you guys
truly are a good team. To put it mildly,
he wouldn’t be as successful. – You’re going easy on him.
– A little bit. – Give it to him straight.
– I’m being gentle. Right, he would
be decimated, right? I wouldn’t say decimated,
’cause, you know, there’s an interesting dynamic
between the two of you. Your strengths
are his weaknesses, his weaknesses
are your strengths, so, together, you can really counter
each other quite well. – Wow.
– My strengths are his what? ( laughs ) Feel into it,
feel into it. Hmm. But when is it gonna end
between the two of us? – Our friendship, I mean.
– Mm. I don’t know if you can
truly cut that cord. – Wow.
– And can you– and, honestly,
do you really want to? When you say “cord.” The etheric cord
that connects you
and him together in this amazing platform
that you’ve created as well as the lessons
that you teach each other. Where does the cord attach? Mm, it attaches
in different parts of the body
depending on the person, but between the two of you,
I would say probably around your heart. If we did cut the cord, could we, like,
donate the stem cells? It’d be up to you.
You might have to sign
some contracts first. All right,
I feel like I know. – Mm, okay.
– Stevie:Okay.Three, two, one.– Pro psychic.
– Psychic. What? – Are you?
– I am. – Yes.
– You are! Why are you the one
who’s surprised? ( laughs ) Our cords are connected
between the three of us now. – Yes, I–
– You want to jump rope
over our heart cord? I– let’s go. I used to jump rope
a lot in school. Look at this.
We got a psychic
doing jump rope over an imaginary
biological cord! It doesn’t get
any better than that. Good Mythical Morning! There’s a person. – Hello.
– Hi. My name is Francesca and I am–
I live in LA. My fun fact
is that I am British. – That is so fun.
– That is a fun fact. Francesca, what energies
are you picking up from my aura? Hmm. Did you get enough
sleep last night? ( laughs ) I don’t know. Maybe. She’s asking you
the questions. – I don’t think you did.
– Oh. – Do I look tired?
– No, you don’t look tired. I just sense a lot of–
there was a lot of stuff
happening last night. – Well, I wasn’t there.
– You were very busy. Yeah, I watched, like,
three episodes of a Netflix documentary. – Yeah, on your own?
– With my wife. – Oh, okay.
– A lot going on. Well, you were doing a lot
more than just watching. – Oh, really?
– Were you there, too? No. I would’ve loved
to have been, but, no. Okay, what about me,
Francesca? Um, I’m sensing that… you’re a little nervous
of me right now. ( laughs ) – Okay.
– That’s probably true. – Yeah. Um…
– Okay. But I think that you
have a really good energy. I think that you are
a very lovely person inside, even though you might not
appear to be on the outside. ( laughs ) What– what specifically about
the outside is not lovely? What’d he do last night? Well, that’s–
that is the question. Well, it wasn’t.
The question was– What did you do
last night? Just watched a little TV. You were on your own,
weren’t you? – No. Well, I mean–
– I know you were. Sorry. I mean, she was there,
but she was asleep. Mm-hmm. She– she goes to sleep
before I do. Yeah, you–
yeah, all right. Okay. So, yeah, she was there,
technically. – Yes, technically.
– Okay, I think
I’ve got my answer. Okay. Stevie:Okay.
Three, two, one.
– Psychic.
– I’m saying not a psychic. Are you a professional
psychic? ( sighs ) – No.
– No. I could tell– if you
would have done that earlier, – I would’ve been
able to tell.
– That’s right. Thank you, Francesca. – Hello.
– Hello! – Hi.
– Hi. I’m Patti.
I am a Los Angeles native. And a fun fact about me
is that I am a stage mother to a short, fat, long-haired
movie star wiener dog. – Wow.
– She has a wiener dog. – I do.
– I have a wiener dog, too. – You do?
– You shouldn’t have
told her that! – I knew that.
– Yeah. You wanna–
you wanna see her? Patti: Yeah. Okay. Well, she’s under
all those text messages. She’s very cute.
Black and white, like mine. – Very cute.
– Yeah. – Um, that’s Jade.
– I knew that. Can you… paint a picture
of the future of my friendship with Jade? Hmm. It’s a long one.
It’s a bright one. – Yes.
– Um… In about two years, I think she’s gonna
get a little antsy
about something, and you’re gonna
do something with her,
like get her into a class. Like an agility class
or a earthing class
or something like that. – A birthing class?
– Earthing, earthing.
Not birthing. Earthing– they dig holes and they run
through the holes and they love it
because they’re badger dogs. You know, they were
built and bred and short
and fat to get badgers. And are you selling
these classes? No, I don’t even
teach the classes, no. A digging class.
Is this in somebody’s yard? Not usually. They go to a park
somewhere and dig holes. Do they get permission
from the people– the city? – I hope so. Maybe not.
– They’re just digging holes. Well, you get to see,
like, 200 wiener dogs– – It’s not her class.
– It’s not my class! Well, she’s endorsing it. ( laughs ) Now, Patti,
tell us a little story about one of your
more interesting sessions that you had with someone. Okay, I think my most
interesting session– I was conducting a séance and somebody was getting
a little disrespectful. You can’t get disrespectful
with the dead. And somebody literally
burst into flames. Spontaneous combustion.
No candles. Like, angel wings of fire
up his back. Burning flames. And it wasn’t a wiener dog? It wasn’t a wiener dog.
Oh, heavens, no. He was actually a cameraman.
He was shooting something,
shooting the séance. And all of a sudden,
the whole room starts screaming. Some of the cameras watch it. Some of the cameras hit
the ceiling, hit the floor. It depends on how good
the cameraman is, and he was just bursting
into flames. His shirt burned off him
like this. And it was cotton.
It shouldn’t have done that. Did any of the cameras
shoot him burning? Yes, we got it. You should upload
that to YouTube. I know, I should, huh? I think it’s gonna become
a movie one day. I don’t know. But, yeah, it was
very inspirational, even for the guy
who got burned. – Okay.
– He wrote
a movie about it. That’s why it’s probably
not on YouTube yet. – Okay, I’m ready to vote.
– Okay. – Yeah.
– Uh… ( exhales ) Stevie:
Okay, three, two, one.
I want to stay on
the pet psychic’s good side. Am I about to burst
into flames if I’m wrong? – You’re wrong.
– ( groans ) You burst into flames!
I am a psychic. – Since birth.
– That’s right! Hi, I’m Stacy, I’m originally
from Lake Forest, Illinois, and I play competitive
beach volleyball. Stacy, I have a pack of
tarot cards here… – Mm-hmm.
– And I’m going
to pull one out… – Okay.
– …hand it to you. – Okay.
– I’m not gonna look at it. – Okay.
– And I would like you
to interpret it for me. Well, that isn’t really
how tarot cards work, but I’m gonna look at this
and think about you. This is the knight of wands, which tells me
there’s some change
coming on in your life. You’ve been thinking
about a decision
you need to make. You’re not really sure
which way to go with it. And this would tell you,
trust your gut. Maybe hold off. Oh. Noted. Mm-hmm, yeah. Is there a decision, Rhett? Can you say? I don’t want
to hurt your feelings. But apparently I’m not gonna
hurt your feelings now. Okay, well,
I’ve got one, too. This isn’t
how this works, but– Again,
it isn’t how it works. There you go.
What about me? – Oh, we have the emperor.
– Yep. The emperor generally
has to do with health and with cleanliness and feelings
of needing everything to sort of be
in their own place. I feel like maybe
you need to let go of that
a little bit. It might help
some of your coworkers. – It’s not a serious
problem, but–
– No, yes, it is. It is– whoa, it’s serious. – It is serious.
– It’s a little serious. Yeah, that’s my guess.
I don’t need a countdown. Dang, girl.
You better be. – Are we right?
– I am not a psychic. ( both laugh ) I am, however,
a very good Googler. – You Googled me?
– Of course I Googled you. – Hello.
– Hello. I’m Sheena,
and I’m a nice girl
from Connecticut. And don’t tell my parents,
but I front a heavy metal band
called Beer Bong. And your parents don’t know? Well, my mother’s a psychic,
so she probably knows. But we’re nice, polite people
from Connecticut, so she doesn’t
say anything. – Oh.
– Oh. So it’s genetic. – This is tricky.
– Oh, yes, it’s very genetic. Because even if
you’re not a psychic, you know how to act like
a psychic ’cause your mom’s one. Absolutely.
I know how to act like
I front a heavy metal band. What if I’m just a psychic
who doesn’t even know anything
about music? Yeah, she could be lying
about the whole thing. She could’ve just Googled
my love for heavy metal bands. Yep, right, right. I could just be
a psychotic mom that just snuck in here. Uh-oh. Oy. Wouldn’t be the first time. – ( laughs )
– Sheena, um… what strengths are you
discerning from me? Oh. And weaknesses
from the tall one? Oh. Link:
Start with me. You’re, uh,
definitely the leader. You have amazing empathy, so you know
what everybody in here
is thinking and feeling. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This guy’s
the beautiful one. Oh, thank you. People naturally
gravitate to him. – This is a role reversal.
– Just because he’s so– Hold on, is that–
he gets the weaknesses. – Oh, he gets only weaknesses
and you get strengths?
– I’m the beautiful one. That’s why you’re the leader. Uh, I would say
your weaknesses – are you don’t
speak up enough.
– Yeah. And you should shave
that beautiful face – so more people
gravitate to you.
– Yes. Oh, wow. Have you seen me shaven? – Yes, I can see you shaven
because I’m a psychic.
– You have not. The first thing I would do
if I shaved my beard is become the lead singer
of Beer Bong. Oh, well, that would be bad,
so definitely don’t shave. – That would be a threat.
– Yeah, was he threatening me? He was threatening
the potentially professional
psychic. – Was he threatening me?
– I’m just saying, I’m scary. I’m scary,
and I would think that– You’re a little scary
with the beard, too. It’s a little
President Grant vs. Manson. Okay, I’ll take that
as a compliment. I don’t know what
you do for a living,
but I like you a lot. – Hey, I’m the beautiful one!
– You are the beautiful one. Okay. This is tough, right? – This is tough.
– She’s playing us
a little bit. – Yeah, she is.
You guys ready to guess?– Hmm, yep.
– But you know what? I feel like I’d get
my money’s worth. Three, two, one. – I think so, yes.
– I’m going with not. Oh, that’s why
he’s the leader. – I’m a psychic.
– Yes! Okay, as the winner,
I get a tarot card reading from Ellie
in Good Mythical More. And, as the leader, I suggest
that you keep watching to see us test out a vintage
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